Should We Make Superglue A Controlled Substance?

Scorned women have long been the downfall of many a would be Romeo, and so falls another. After four women found out that their lover was loving each of them they took their revenge as a group. Don't misunderstand me, I fully understand revenge, but WOW this hurts just thinking about it - from Fox:

Calumet County prosecutors say 48-year-old Therese A. Ziemann of Menasha lured the man to a Stockbridge motel last Thursday. Prosecutors say she was soon joined by 43-year-old Michelle Belliveau of Neenah; 43-year-old Wendy L. Sewell of Kaukauna; and the man's wife.

Authorities say Ziemann punched the man in the face and glued his penis to his stomach.

I don't think the makers of superglue had this in mind.